A homeschooling mom’s prayer:

“PLEASE give me the strength, to convincingly pretend that I care about yet another 10 minute long story about nothing, so that my daughter will continue to come and tell me things as she grows up…

PLEASE help me, stay positive, and smile, instead of absolutely melting down, from being around self-centered children, all day, and all night, (God bless them, I know they don’t mean to be…) who don’t see how fun I am, or funny I am, or how creatively I try to make each school lesson, how much I bend over backwards for them, every. single. day. And who will, most likely, continue to under-appreciate…